A shame they're only sold in bulk

Honest to God, I was actually doing some book research when I came across this comment on a website. And for some reason, I don't know why, I thought of a few people I know when I read the second last sentence.

The Condom Lollipop

Designed to look like a candy lollipop, the condom lollipop is guaranteed to produce smiles all around. Available in a single colour or a mix of different condom colours. Clear custom labels are applied to the condom wrapper. The bows also come in a variety of colours, but can only be mixed on larger order quantities. The condom lollipop is probably our most popular promotional item. We have seen otherwise mature and responsible adults behaving very badly to get their hands on them. Use them at an exhibition and traffic to your stand will turn your neighbours green with envy.


http://www.14-condoms.co.uk/bulk-condoms/promotional-condoms.html