Not Worksafe

[julesjones]

I won't name the guilty party, as it was in a friends-locked post, but someone on my flist has just had a Share And Enjoy moment with this link, and I see no reason to refrain from infecting others:

http://www.teddy-babes.com/

Comments

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

You're just Wierd. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[julesjones]

They're... well-endowed, aren't they? And remarkably cheap too in comparison with the plushie version.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

Men are always cheaper.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Well... I suppose it depends on where they put the inflation nozzle. I kept looking at the Holmes one wondering which face was painted on, his or the actor who played him in Boogie Nights. Too few women today would actually recognize the real Johnny H.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

I think Marky Mark would be rather quick to sue if they used him. Val Kilmer (Wonderland - actually about J.H.) might enjoy the noteriety.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Oh now, there's a tasty thought...which man to choose? All three are stellar, though I'd prefer the latter two. Val Kilmer, yeah, I could see him getting a laugh out of it and seeing it as more of a compliment. He's never done a bad movie, wait, he's done movies that ended up being not so good but his acting is always superb. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is hilarious.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Dude... I can't imagine that working very well. I mean.. inflatable. And he won't look like the guy on the package, that's for sure. If I want a guy to pose any way I want I'll go find one at a leather bar. <laugh>

[julesjones]

Inflatable! Bouncy! Isn't bouncy what a lot of guys are looking for? [smiles sweetly]

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[mishalak.livejournal.com]

I hope not. I'm nothing like a balloon. Way too boney.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

Some are, some aren't. And it depends on which parts are bouncy and which parts are not.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a place you can find lots of poses to choose from.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Yeah and if you hose them down with water the leather hardens up so they can't move. <laugh>

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

THAT is an interesting thought.

[julesjones]

Given how many smut writers are reading this thread, that *may* have been an unwise thought to put into people's minds.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

Ideas are never unwise. Only carrying some of them out.

(evil grin)