I can has internets naow

At last! Not only a landline (which appeared on Monday, thus at least giving me dialup access, which sucks but doesn't suck as hard as having no access at home), but a DSL router! And it even works!

Of course, I still have a load of stuff to chase down and install and change passwords on, but I have web access. I am no longer cut off from my online research facilities. This *matters* when my home library is sitting in a shipping container in Oakland...