Season's Greetings

A somewhat belated Happy Christmas or Happy Newtonmass, according to your taste. I am currently stuck on a 56k dialup account on a per-minute landline that drops the connection if anyone tries to phone in, and sometimes even without provocation, so am having an almost completely net-free Christmas. (I don't actually mind the 56k so much as the "56k over a wet string that belongs to somebody else who would prefer that their wet string is not tied up for ages".) See you all for New Year's Eve, I hope.