mining the subject lines for story ideas

[julesjones]

I should point out that today's unfortunate email solicitation subject line was *not* from spam, but from a legitimate mailshot list I signed up for. Which only made me laugh all the harder, because the following would have been much less amusing had it been from a porn spammer rather than Marks and Spencer:

20% off tops, bottoms, homeware & school uniforms

I freely admit that it's also probably much less amusing if you've never gone round the local pound shop with a domme friend who's giving a running commentary on what she thinks various housewares could be used for. :-)

Comments

[ckd]

There's a menswear store in Boston that gave me a double-take when they showed up as one of my deals website mailings: "58% off at Cuffs & Collars".

[julesjones]

Oh dear, I can see why that might be open to misinterpretation.

[sweetheartwhale.livejournal.com]

LOL. Do share at the next Redemption,or when I next see you..